Wednesday, March 30, 2011

F*ck the Blue Meanies!

So I came home today to find a letter from Officer Friendly. I thought that was nice, people don't send enough letters in this hi-tech cyber age of ours. I opened said letter, expecting to read about how thing are going down at the police station, how nice it is that I'm not a crack-head, rapist or murderer, have a nice day and wish-you-were-here etc.
Sadly, only the last part applies. Seems they want to take my driver's license away, even tho it's been six months since I last got my picture taken at one of those road-side cameras. I can only hope they've been busy throwing crack-heads, rapists and murderers in jail, and that's why it took them so long to get back to me.(Why they won't let you keep the picture at the very least is just plain mean, especially considering the price of one of those. I doubt even Josh Kurpius is that expensive!)
Seems I need to go down there and "explain myself", grovel a bit and see if they'll let me keep it.

Anywhoo, this one is for all the Blue Meanies out there. Watch out for estonian mushroom vendors!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Trippy Tuesday

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, koo koo ka-choo.

The Eggman

The Walrus

So, what do we learn from this post? Perhaps that sometimes even tho you have the right precision tools, it just isn't enough. And sometimes the workload seems so great that the same tools would hardly make a dent in the big picture, which means you need to start cutting stuff off with a vengeance. This post is about building bikes. Or maybe it isn't. Cookies are great! Smoke some weed, drop some acid, think about it.
Have a nice day.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Sunday funnies

"Some strange gang's moved in next door."
"I'll go take a sneak peek."

BTW, lacing and truing a wobbly wheel sucks monkey balls.

Saturday, March 26, 2011


.............can be used for drilling things.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Surf's up

Have a great weekend everybody!!!!


Yöllä valuessani jostain hesalaisten väni kommuunista,saatoin kaatua teltan naruihin (kova laji vänin jälkeen) tai tms.
parin joustavan ukemin jälkeen edessäni oli perus spora mistä oli low budjetilla tehty mun mielestä onnistunut pyörä. kuvan laatu voi olla sumunen..

Sumppi kruunattuna vanhan liiton suurvisiiriksi!

supo antaa tietoo espanjan VL menosta tänne kaamokseen ja kevät matalapaineeseen... viva zapata taistelu jatkuu!!!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

They say it's asking for trouble..

..I say; "Please Sir, can I have summore?"
So I'm planning on setting up the CH with dual carbs (pref. Amals simply because I know them and because most people tell me not to), we'll see how it turns out.

Friday, March 18, 2011


A sissy bar, also called a "sister bar" or "passenger backrest" is an addition to the rear of a motorcycle that allows the rider or passenger to recline against it while riding. Alternately it can serve as an anchor point or support for cycling supplies that are not part of the bike, including spare helmets, backpacks, or sleeping bags

Sissy bars for cruiser-style motorcycles are usually affixed to the rear fender struts, and are typically made of chrome-plated steel with a foam padded seatback for comfort. Some elaborate custom examples can extend three feet or more and often serve as mounts for novelty flags. A backrest for a touring motorcycle is often shorter and less elaborate and may be built into a top box.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Fuck Tsunamis!

This one's for Nao and the rest at The World/Psycho Wheels in Osaka, Japan.

Hope you and yours are alright.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sunday, March 6, 2011